Bottom Line: Randy Blue, the venerable and pioneering “original internet-content” gay porn studio, appears to be ushering in a bareback phase, pairing Dane Stewart and Brendan Patrick in the first new scene in a while (and the first for 2017). I’m sad to report it’s not earth-shatteringly ground-breaking nor is it a particularly “good” scene – it’s flawed and comes off as very amateur and low budget. If all of that was an intentional “throw back” to the hey-day of when Randy Blue started (yes…that is a Nagel reprint on the wall), consider it a grave miscalculation given the more glossily-shot, sharper hi def of its competition’s clips AND the progress Randy Blue itself made in terms of crafting hot gay porn. The silver lining? Even with the chintzy set and poor lighting, the editing and camera work is actually quite good (FINALLY! A studio that understands editing around action and maintaining momentum), and Stewart is a big-dicked tall drink of water who manages some (short-lived) heat with Irish sex pig Patrick. Sadly, despite best efforts (especially Patrick who really shines here), the scene distractingly misses the mark more often than hitting it. I remain hopeful for the future though.
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Full disclosure: I am a full on, dyed in the wool fan of Brendan Patrick. Even if he didn’t have that pants-dissolving, boner-inducing Irish accent, I’d still fall for this gorgeous, hirsute hottie (I love it when butt cheeks are hairy). No doubt about it – Patrick is the SCENE MVP here, doing most of the heavy lifting for the scene. But damn if he isn’t impressive getting throatfucked roughly by Stewart and taking every inch of Stewart’s cock in his hole, rarely backing off like most of his contemporaries. It’s a mighty shame that the hi definition photography here works painfully against Patrick, exposing a ton of distracting flaws that diminish the impact of his gonzo-good performance.
Even though he claims to have been doing porn for three years, I’m only familiar from Dane Stewart’s gay work through All American Heroes and Active Duty. Allegedly from Delaware and a former Marine, Stewart is fucking HOT! Tall, lean, huge cock, and a really sexy nose, blinding white teeth…did I mention his huge cock? The tats are bit much, and he’s sporting some gnarly (read: ugly) scalp tats on the side of his head. Personally, Stewart felt a little “cold fish” for most of this video, and for someone who claims to enjoy playing around with guys, Stewart DOESN’T suck cock here. While he dominates in the oral portion of the scene (particularly his deep-dive rimming), his topping skills are less dominating (move your hips, DANE!!!!!!). Sigh…being hot-looking and having a huge cock ain’t much if you can’t fuck.
What Worked:
- Patrick gets roughly throat fucked by Stewart – much slobbering, head grabbing, and noisy sounds ensue.
- Stewart rims and tongue fucks like a pro. No….REALLY! More dudes should follow his lead.
- Patrick is a full on sex pig and practically begs for that cock (!)
- Great cumshot from Stewart even if the editing cleverly hides it’s well after Patrick splatters his own hairy torso with spunk.
- Though heavily intercut, the editing is spot on – preserving action between cuts and maintaining continuity and momentum. SEAN CODY, PAY ATTENTION!
- Several good pans and camera moves (even correcting within shots to focus more on the action.
What Didn’t Work:
- Stewart doesn’t suck dick. So much for “I like to play around with guys”.
- Tops that fuck like stiff robots? No thanks. Brush up on those skills, Dane…we’re waiting on your “porn star” status at this point.
- Patrick’s taint and balls look red, irritated, and unsightly….like Gaga’s meat dress. It’s painfully distracting. And kinda GROSS.
- DAT. CHEAP. SET.
- If this is a high def camera, why does everything look like kinda dead and lifeless, shot through a dirty filter? It’s like two steps up from VHS. WTF?!!?!?
- Bad lighting mars a lot of the shots in the beginning; that side angle doesn’t do anyone any favors for capturing the action.
- I don’t know who the interviewer is….but he’s……creepy.
- Who ordered the “Oscar the Grouch” pillow?
Hottest Moments:
- Throat Fuck Extravaganza: WOW!!!! Patrick’s mouth absolutely gets abused and used – Check 11:37 and beyond and again from 12:06 – 12:47 for some of the roughest mouth fucking with lots of gaggy, slobbery sounds.
- Salad Tossing: At minute 15:00 and beyond, watch as Stewart rims Patrick deeper and hotter than even most of the gayest of gay porn stars. He segues to a rough finger fucking of Patrick’s hot butt and returns to more tongue stabbing and motorboating.
- POP goes the Patrick: Listen close at 16:47 for the POP as Stewart pushes his cock into Patrick’s hole.
- Slip out: Maybe Stewart really needs to brush up on his topping. Witness minutes 19:23 – 19:55 – Stewart is steady banging that hot Irish butt and yet slips out TWICE needing to slap his cock and shove back in.
- Go, Brendan! Patrick….ever the pro…pops off onto his hairy torso while Dane fucks him in an uncut shot starting at 23:16. His ejaculation forces Stewart out briefly but he pushes back in and keeps fucking.
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