Seriously, would it kill him to eat a sandwich and visit a proper barber? Right now, he’s serving us “neglected houseplant” realness. Time to bulk up that frame and trim down that mane, sweetheart. Until then, he’s just a beanpole with a bad case of bed head.
Old school Austin, no contest.
I suppose the title should be “1990s and 2020s”. These are the 2020s, and in the 2020s gays like pussy.
Seriously, would it kill him to eat a sandwich and visit a proper barber? Right now, he’s serving us “neglected houseplant” realness. Time to bulk up that frame and trim down that mane, sweetheart. Until then, he’s just a beanpole with a bad case of bed head.